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Filet Mignon, by candlelight Near the fireplace so late at night Soft music in the back and the record don't skip Gonna serve you like a waiter but I don't want a tip You're so beautiful in every way I'm just surprised that you don't have more to say But wait what's that noise? It's like a whistle, it's weak No, it can't be true, my girlfriend has a leak My inflatable love My inflatable love You're my inflatable love, made in Japan With a mouth wide enough to hold a soda can Made of the finest latex, girl you'll never grow old And I'll never have to worry about birth control But there's something wrong, I can't believe you got a hole I gotta find it and fix it before our dinner gets cold 'Cause I don't want to miss this chance to know you I'm gonna get my duct tape you'll feel as good as new Please tell me where the hole is, before it's too late I'm in love with you girl, I don't want you to deflate Ah, here it is I found it on your leg by the ingraving I'll just make it so you look like you cut yourself shaving Now I'll blow you back up, right back to normal size You don't have to say thank you, I can see it in your eyes SongtexteI've been waiting all my life for a girl like you, Ingrid Someone the stork didn't bring, but UPS did My inflatable love You're so perfect for me, in everything that you do And now I know that I wanna spend my life with you We can grow old together till we both look like prunes Let's run away and get married and raise some little balloons And girl I know you'll never even think of other men Is there someone outside? I heard that noise again Then someone barged in, he looked as mad as could be And her inflatable husband beat the crap out of me My inflatable love Aus Songtexte Mania