Slime

I Wish I Was
Well, I wish I was a cat, sitting on a rug Pretty girls would pick me up, they give me a hug They stroke me and pet me on my head And all those wonderful things I see sleeping on a bed Ref. Well, I wish I was, well, I wish I could be Well, I wish I was someone, someone else, not me Well, I wish I was, well, I wish I could be Well, I wish I was someone, someone else, not me Well, I wish I was a mirror on a girl's bedroom wall All those mucky things, I would see them all She walks around in a flimsy little nighty And when she takes that nighty off, oh gosh, oh lord how mighty Ref. Well, I wish I was a brassier and spend my life in lust Ride on the girls jumper and round the girls bust I would be a hold-up man, like Butch Cassidy And over the shoulder hold a brassier life for me Ref Aus Songtexte Mania