Dayglo Abortions

Shit Happens
When I was a little kiddy My mommy she would tell me Even the world's best laid plans End up in the garbage can We got a saying around our house Your shit's in a knot, your head should me in a noose High blood pressure and an early death Is all it'll get you so you might as well accept that SHIT! Happens SHIT! Happens It happens, it happens SHIT! Happens SHIT! Happens DON'T WORRY! Cuz shit will always happen She had a little party while her parents were away Guess she figured everything would be okay 35 skinheads and a rugby team Drinking that liquor cabinet clean Best friend's brother was a biker SongtexteSo you hired his gang for the bouncers Started wrecking your place so you called the cops The cops get in your face and destroy your house you see SHIT! Happens SHIT! Happens It happens, it happens SHIT! Happens SHIT! Happens DON'T WORRY! Cuz shit will always happen I'm not sick and I'll always be like this There's something to think about while I take a piss I whip out my dick and I point it at the hole I then relax and let the pressure flow An extra stream will start to squirt Right up in the air, and on my shirt But I won't be mad, nor get uptight Cuz it happens like this every fucking night SHIT! Happens SHIT! Happens It happens, it happens SHIT! Happens SHIT! Happens DON'T WORRY! Cuz shit will always happen Aus Songtexte Mania