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[Intro] Borrowing my cup? Let me give it the test What, the Mario test? Mario? Mario's a fuckin' psycho.... [Verse 1] It's 1986, I'm in the first grade I'm workin' really hard to get Mario layed I gotta save the princess so he can get the pussy Believe me, Mario would get that ass, so fuck Luigi Mario really wants to get her in bed So bad that he is busting up bricks with his head He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells Jumping on little mushrooms, and then turtle shells Dropping down green pipes and secret passage ways Making his way to the end, where the final castle lays Eat a magic mushroom and grow a little higher Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire All these creatures that attack him cut Mario slack Oh shit..... hold on.....I'll be right back..... (Wait 5 seconds) I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer It's gotta be hard to get layed if you're a plumber That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man And get him to the end so he can quit using his hand SongtexteMario doesn't wanna get hit, he'll shrink The princess won't fuck a little kid, I think So stay firm and attend to your own And eventually the princess will attend to your bone [Chorus x2] Save, the, princess quick Ah, shit, well I suck dick And, if, you, let her free You, get, the, pussy [Verse 2] Bowser's trying to get head right now from the princess But if it's up to me, that shit will stop this instance Cloud people throwing little spiked animals Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals I heard nobody yet running the princess'es oven And Mario always says "Virgins...I love em'" I hate the cooper troopers, so I'm gonna run up and jump on the back of their shells, until I get one up Gonna keep playin', and never gonna quit Cuz some kid at school told me, you could see the princess' tits I wanna be there before any of my friends do So I can say I put pussy up on Mario, then you At the end of each level, I jump and get the flag And say to myself, "Another castle in the bag" I hope Bowser's ready, cuz he's in for a ride Cuz Mario's serious, when it comes to homicide The princess is a freak, even though she has class Mario will take a plunger, and put it in her ass I hate the canons, the shoot at you constantly And I hate platforms that fall out, from below me It's all worth while just to see Mario smile Standing next to the princess, butt-naked profile That's why it's my say to get Mario layed Super Mario Brothers, best game ever made [Chorus x2] Aus Songtexte Mania