Straight Outta Junior High

I'll Never Be An Astronaut
Should have paid attention Should have went to class But I had to play Mario Kart and James Bond Goldeneye In this stupid rat race I'll finish next to last Wrap me in that shiny shit and pat me on the back But you're stuck with me and I am stuck with you That's just fine with me because of all you do You make me forget all my regrets That I'll never be an astronaut I'll never be anything cool Never be a doctor No You make me forget all my regrets That I'll never be a diplomat I'll never have my own limousine But I'll always have you Whoa Gonna find a ladder Climb it to success I think I start at Walmart cuz they have good benefits I can be a greeter I can stock the shelves Make them pay 8 bucks an hour or I'll go somewhere else But you're stuck with me and I am stuck with you That's just fine with me because of all you do I'm sorry I'll never be the best for you I apologize there's not much I can do I'm sorry I wouldn't change a thing Whoa Whoa Whoa I'm broke I Guess your mom was right Aus Songtexte Mania