Straight Outta Junior High

Don't You Dare Ever Break Up With Me
I'm gonna cut off your fingernails Way too close to the skin Dye your hair leave the shit in way too long So it burns on your scalp I'll fix you up some bad taco meat Spray hot sauce in your eyes Make you eat lots of really stale cake And not give you any milk I'm not fucking around Do I look like some clown Who's using metaphor To describe the heartbreak I feel I always mean what I say Trust me I'll make you pay That's what you get for breaking up with someone crazy as me I'll flood your inbox with spam email Throw your phone in a pond Sign you up for all those stupid catalogs So you'll get lots of junk mail I'll tell that army recruiter guy That you want to enlist He'll call you up over 50 times a week In hopes that you will say yes I tried to show you how much that I loved you By taking all your underwear But then you gave me that restraining order SongtexteNow I can't be near, the one I hold so dear I'll do anything that I can do to you to make you see We were meant to be I'll do anything that I can do to you to make you see You were meant for me Oh well If I can't have you no one will Aus Songtexte Mania