Weird Al Yankovic

Dog Eat Dog
Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my.... my very own scotch tape dispenser And I've got a private parking space... ha! And I've got a coffee mug with my name right on it In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine Don't even touch it, Cause it doesn't belong to you I'm watchin you, so don't get funny. I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder Watch out! It's dog eat dog Nose against the grindstone, It feels alright Watch Out! It's dog eat dog. Here we go I love to watch my boss get angry So I can count the veins on his neck. Ha! Everyday is like a picnic Every Friday, get a check Well, do I smell Jelly donuts? This is my lucky day! I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetner Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut They'll never miss it. No, they'll never miss it! I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder SongtexteWatch Out! Well, It's dog eat dog. Nose against the grindstone, It feels alright. Watch out! Hey! Well, It's dog eat dog. Sometimes I can't believe this is all happening Sometimes I can't believe I'm sitting here Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful stapler!" Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful chair!" I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals Maybe I can get on Letterman I think I made a big mistake Where's my liquid paper, where's my liquid paper? I'm climbing way up, way up the corporate ladder Watch out! Well, It's dog eat dog. Nose against the grindstone, It feels alright Better be careful now, It's dog eat dog Watch out mama! it's dog eat dog. Nose against the grindstone, it feels real good. Hey, dog eat dog Aus Songtexte Mania