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He was a big star quarterback He used to get all the chicks With hair that was long and a chiseled-out jaw Made 'em all lose their shit Yeah, now he's all bald and he's shaped like a hog He can barely fit through the door It's safe to say, the next time he gets laid It's probably gonna be in a morgue Everybody ends up ugly Ain't nobody exempt Everybody ends up ugly Ugly as an ol' mud fence She was a high school hottie She won every pageant she was in The kind that made the other girls nervous When she got around their boyfriends Yeah, she was a sun bronzed beauty A vision on a tropic lagoon Now she just looks way damn overcooked Wrinkled as a dried-up prune Yeah, everybody ends up ugly Ain't nobody exempt Everybody ends up ugly SongtexteUglier than hammered shit Yeah, now I'm just speakin' from experience ya'll I used to look pretty decent myself But now I got a face that's seen better days And a belly like a liberty bell Yeah, I try to eat good, like I know I should Hell, I even backed off the beer With each day that passes, if I'm wearin' my glasses It's abso-freakin'-lutely clear Yeah, everybody ends up ugly Ain't nobody exempt Everybody ends up ugly That means you too my friend! Ha ha Just stop lookin' in the mirror so much Trust me! Aus Songtexte Mania