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Hanging out on a double date With my two friends Skeeter G and Sherry And their barely legal cousin Molly May Don't you know that girl is fucking cherry Happened to be wearing my white pants I had a fart that turned to shart by chance Teleporter Take me far away I don't want to be here anymore Teleporter I shit my pants today Molly May was laughing on the floor High as fuck with my friends at the game The Cleveland Browns and some team that was better The hot dog girl was slammin' and she thought I was too I bet one of my buddies I could get her 4 minutes and she's sucking on my dong I look up and we're on the Jumbotron! Teleporter Take me far away I don't want to be here anymore SongtexteTeleporter They saw my dick today On top of that The Browns still didn't score! 17 back in 63 Mom and dad at dinner in the valley No magazines Jacked off anyway To family album shots of my aunt sally Dog was licking jiffy off my sack I didn't realize my folks were back Teleporter Take me far away I don't want to be here anymore Teleporter Everything has changed Mom won't kiss the dog no more for sure Get me out of here now Teleporter Aus Songtexte Mania