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Is It Too Soon If Time Is Relative?
I don't feel like movin' Don't feel like talkin' I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today I barely feel like rollin' There's no way I'm rockin' I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey When I saw him on TV I thought he looked crazy Then my friend told me that he's just really lazy So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime I wanna be like Stephen So I'm gonna walk uneven And havin' trouble breathin' Hey, hеy, hey I'm gonna live by gravitational law I'm gonna try to drink a cheeseburgеr through a straw And make my hand look more like a lobster claw Hey, hey, hey But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag But then I learned the tail was a tube Songtexte'Cause he's so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag Oh Stephen, oh Stephen You give me somethin' to believe in Don't wanna hear 'em, don't wanna see 'em I think he might have melted in a wax museum Oh Stephen, oh Stephen Are you a robot posin' as a human bein'? Oh Stephen, oh Stephen You give us all a super creepy feelin' Aus Songtexte Mania