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Picture this drunk as shit on a pirate ship In some shackles in the brig with a couple cracked ribs Thinking, "Son of a bitch, how'd I get in this sitch? Oh yeah, rum and a witch," how could I forget? See, I had made a deal to never really reveal The X marks the spot, but fuck what they thought I am what they're not, I'll take the whole pot Leave 'em all to rot and come out on top Alright, escape plan is night The ship creaks and sighs, I hide from the light The keys on his side, I had to take his life So I could take flight and end this tonight I madе it to the sand on a moonlit night Saw a shadow of man, so I knew I had to fight I wait for the lull, I bracеd for the pull Of knife against knife and skull against skull Sail off I'm high again, stuck on our island Skeletons are all that I know Send help, my time will end, I'll light that torch again Goodbye to the island glow, yo ho Well, ahoy there, shiver me timbers and scurvy soup I caught you swimming to shore up in my pigeon coop So may you tell me what the hell you think you're doing here And may you tell me if you got some extra food to spare Songtexte'Cause I been stranded, left here barehanded I was feeling hungry, fuck that, I'm famished Give me all you got, I won't cause no damage I know that you're here for my gold, you're red handed They call me Tandy (Randy?), no, Tandy Tandy's getting pissed and 'bout to get handsy About to lose my shit, a fucking chimpanzee This island is my home and now you trespassing Spill your guts and spit the truth out Are you a friend or a foe? I'm a bloodhound Your choice, you can sleep deep with Davey Jones Or I can place your skull upon these crossbones Sail off, I'm high again, stuck on our island Skeletons are all that I know Send help, my time will end, I'll light that torch again Goodbye to the island glow, yo ho Okay there, Tandy, right where you're standing That is my gold and I dug the hole That came from my boat that I just escaped And we can settle this with a little game of fate Yeah, well, finders keepers, I saw it with my peepers I dug up your gold then filled up my sneakers I hid your jewels where there's no place to flee If you want your treasure back, then you gotta kill me Well, I tried to be amicable, but you're just an animal And I cannot stand here while you act like a cannibal I pulled out my pistol and I pointed it to reckon He said, "Hey, what's that?" So I turned for a second Man, I can't believe it worked, oldest trick in the book Now there's time to grab my gun 'cause I got him to look I turned back around guns pointed ahead Then we both pulled the trigger and skeletons said Sail off, I'm high again, stuck on our island Skeletons are all that I know Send help, my time will end, I'll light that torch again Goodbye to the island glow Sail off, I'm high again, stuck on our island Skeletons are all that I know Send help, my time will end, I'll light that torch again Goodbye to the island glow, yo ho Aus Songtexte Mania