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Facebook is for asshats Tumblr is full of morons Twitter is full of idiots The internet is dumb Leafing through the pages Of a guide to live I’ve memorized the section About the animal kingdom Why do birds Why do birds Why do birds lie to birds ? Why do birds lie to birds ? But they always tell the truth To every other animal? Why do birds Why do birds Why do birds lie to birds ? Why do birds lie to birds ? But they always tell the truth To every other animal? Birds are jerks and dogs will pee on Everything you own SongtextePigs are all insane Ducks eat bread and only bread And scorpions will sting you because Their tails are made of pain Why do birds Why do birds Why do birds suddenly appear? Every time I’m not here Why do birds suddenly appear In the walls in the attic in the halls Bang their tiny heads Against the window Why do birds Why do birds Why do birds lie to birds ? Why do birds lie to birds ? But they always tell the truth To every other animal? Snakes are death tubes Antelopes are only there for show Goats will let you down Birds, they can’t see glass And rats will do laundry at your house And they will turn your white clothes brown Why do birds Why do birds Why do birds suddenly appear? Every time I’m not here Why do birds whisper in your ear? Craisglist is for murderers Ebay is full of garbage Never go on reddit cuz the internet is dumb Sniffing through the engine of My rattling car I don’t know what these things are And I don’t know how to fix them Why do birds Why do birds Why do birds lie to birds ? Why do birds lie to birds ? But they always tell the truth To every other animal? Wolves are great, they’ll make you lunch While raccoons steal your credit card And drive you to the bar Bears will break into your house And badly play your piano While foxes fix your car And kangaroos will help you with your resume While Coyotes pour you tea And cats will let you play their synthesizers Until the middle of the night Geckos are annoying but they’re always on TV Foxes will help you fix your car Foxes will help you fix your car Foxes will help you fix your car Aus Songtexte Mania