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On the first of January, our Johnnie kissed his Mary While Mary squeezed her Johnnies hand they watched the sky explode By the turn of February our Johnnie missed his Mary Oh and Mary sings "it breaks my heart to see my Johnnie go..." But He's off tae cairt the hookey, ask me nowt ye'll get no lie 18 wheeler, dodgy dealer, tested, tried & true Aw keep yer hameldaeme, my Johnnie is my treacle pie Watch the wall my darlin' while his rig goes rollin' through Chanel's number 4 & 6, knock-off watches caps and kicks Pocket tazers, folding razors, all manner o' hell Chinese crackers, party poppers, wads o' bills to fix the coppers Dodgy fags and Gucci bags, yer pals'd never tell He's off tae cairt the hookey, ask me nowt ye'll get no lie 18 wheeler, dodgy dealer, tested, tried & true Aw keep yer hameldaeme, my Johnnie is my treacle pie Watch the wall my darlin' while his rig goes rollin' through Polish vodka, bootleg whisky, bathtub gin and slabs o' Tyskie Potions, draps and poisons for t' give ye back yer glow Fun for all the lonely laddies, racy mags and plastic ladies Creams and gels and magic pills t' make yer pecker grow He's off tae cairt the hookey, ask me nowt ye'll get no lie Songtexte18 wheeler, dodgy dealer, tested, tried & true Aw keep yer hameldaeme, my Johnnie is my treacle pie Watch the wall my darlin' while his rig goes rollin' through 18 carat plated copper, arsenic for yer hubby's cuppa Turkish wigs and wooden legs all hung up in a row Screw your tariffs, dues and taxes, up the peddlers, hawks and poachers God go with ye Johnnie boy and see ye safely home He's off tae cairt the hookey, ask me nowt ye'll get no lie 18 wheeler, dodgy dealer, tested, tried & true Aw keep yer hameldaeme, my Johnnie is my treacle pie Watch the wall my darlin' while his rig goes rollin' through Watch the wall my darlin' while his rig goes rollin' through Watch the wall my darlin' while his rig goes rollin' through Aus Songtexte Mania