Chris Webby

28 Wednesdays Later (Intro)
Yeah What a fucking year it's been, huh? Set this shit off I been feeling gracious, living life, covering my basis Even while the mask been covering your faces I'm essential business, moneymaking in my basement Still on the cusp of greatness, I can taste it 'Cause Webby ain't afraid of a hard day's work See the elbow grease that be on a white stained shirt I'm a lyrical weapon shooting but get my aim first Catch so many bodies, got my lawyer on retainer I am one of the last Jedi on earth Got my light saber with me till they put me in a hearse Better double check my pulse 'fore you put me in the dirt 'Cause I'm hard to kill, iron will, pain in the hurt, like Fuel to the fire, kerosene, go get my lighter I'm a beast, I'm a fighter, I'm a highly trained writer No reality television, Christian is a survivor And the game full of fakes, so I'm known as the supplier Of the truth from my point of view, shit ain't nothing new I ain't in the Wu but they throwing up the double-you Colonel Mustard with the candlestick, y'all don't got a clue Bear arms in this bitch like yabba-dabba-doo Just to move I need five bands Know my worth, paying salaries and buying land SongtexteYou couldn't do what I've done in a hundred lifespans Only time I cover my heart up is with my right hand, bitch, I swear to goodness I'ma kill it, 'bout to get it, I can feel it in my bones Took a minute, now I'm grown, if you listening at home You can see the evolution, had to get it on my own They ain't give me one, so bitch, I had to build myself a throne Now I'm sitting on it, smoking chronic, sipping gin and tonic Nagasaki with the flow, they say my shit atomic Quick as Sonic when I'm ripping shit up, you don't really want it High on Snow Tha Product, fresh up out the zoo, no Joe Exotic But earned my stripes though (yeah) Shit, I look like Shere Khan when the lights low Yo, I'm so fucking good at rapping when I write, though That there ain't a single misspelling or a typo Carmen Sandiego, you don't even know what spot I'm in (nah) Only time I drop a pin, it's a Klonopin When I'm being clumsy, better trust me, oh my God, I been Fully fueled up, baby, listen, shit is on again, ain't no stopping him Water moccasin, I been dripping venom on the mic Hit 'em with a right, someone get to kissing 'em goodnight Me and you are not alike, ain't no synonym in sight I'm as cold blooded as an amphibian, I'm like The goddamn people's champ and I give 'em what they order, bitch Never back down, I'm forever insubordinate Fully independent, Webby never going corporate Only got the red pill, pulling up like Morpheus Shit, I'm like freedom of speech in human form Motherfucker, I was born just to go against the norm With my thoughts, I been brewing up a storm And this is just the start, consider yourself warned They already tried censoring me so while I'm able It's time to lay my nuts on the motherfucking table (suck 'em too) Shit, I'm HBO Go, Hulu, and Netflix With some Disney+ mix, bitch you just basic cable (hah) The label is ADHD with a mission So refill your Adderall prescriptions Better pay attention, everybody listen 'Cause y'all been put to sleep by all the music you've been given So I wrote these raw thoughts in a jay paper Was gonna end the album series but I'll stay later (I'll stay a while) So go and grab my pills and bill and a straight razor It's 28 Wednesdays later Aus Songtexte Mania