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Crossed the street naked at night Bent over to show some moonlight Pulled out some beer and gulped it down Nude in a gutter is how I was found Thrown in a police car and the door slammed no noise just silence as I screamed my dick was jammed Now in prison for one monthno one to see All I got is this guy Ben Dover Don't like hesh-don't like rap- kicked ol' Sally cause she's fat- I'm a jerk I'm a punk Took a shower cause I stunk- Smoked a bong killed a cat- had my nuts attaced by rats Dad got nude-I wore a thong- For a hobby I make bombs Went to a farm to tip some cows Forgot that I left my pants down Bent over to pick them up Felt a twelve gauge next to my !@#$%^ The famer took me to his house Showed me the closet from the inside out The police came and took me away SongtexteSaw Ben Dover again and he's still gay Don't like hesh-don't like rap- kicked ol' Sally cause she's fat- I'm a jerk I'm a punk Took a shower cause I stunk- Smoked a bong killed a cat- had my nuts attaced by rats Dad got nude-I wore a thong- For a hobby I make bombs (repeat) Aus Songtexte Mania