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Yeah Six years and two scores He walked in the saloon door With a well-groomed board Looking for room and bored Tarot read: doom in a door but he moved forward His holster rubbing his silk Saloon keep slid him a beer Slid it back cause I was asking for a cup of milk Everyone had laughed until they seen the trick up his sleeve That his cuff had revealed Had a whole musket concealed Not a soul laughed at his milk mustache But after that one Placed a bayonet upon a cap gun Bartender lady asked him where he snatched his hat from Though true, it's so rude of you to assume it's stolen Then she bent to whisper in his ear and said The fruit was chosen Dude was blowing a golden fruit and poaching And pointed to a jacket in the distance Double backed to grab it with a witness seeing what happened when he put it on Poof he was gone Popped up somewhere he didn't belong Lady with the cybernetic legs seen him and asked her what year it was She said 3018, she pulled a laser out, he grabbed a hatchet SongtexteLacking in tactics he was almost dead but then he was saved by his magic jacket The adventure took a full turn when he appeared in 2001 Smack dab in front of an Alaskan bull worm They say legends never die Man on top of the worm let him slide with a packet of ketchup on his side Wow, what a clever guy, bragging about vehicles he would never drive And girls he wouldn't look dead in the eye He thought to stay in this year, the future had him petrified, and the near future made him dead inside Dropped a banana crepe in his ride and it stained the floor Took his jacket off, he didn't wanna play these games no more Things just ain't the same no more They just ain't the same no more Aus Songtexte Mania