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(Whoo!) I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek I woulda bought a Lambo but I'm not quite there yet Sometimes I get drunk and I forget what day it is I wish that I was skinnier, but I love sandwiches One time, I tried to burn sage and clear the vibe And then the smoke alarm went off, and my ex-girl cried She cried for a bunch of other reasons I–I'm never going back to Four Seasons I wish that I was friends with Drake So I can dig through his trash and have a yard sale today Damn, I wish my name wasn't Frank Fuck! I wish it was Blake I learned a lot from my dad Like how to yell a lot and make a car go fast I wish that I was in the league I'm a number one pick with two bad knees, go I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek We're both pretty reliable, but got in a couple accidents I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek I woulda bought a Lambo, but I'm not quite there yet I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek I woulda bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet Songtexte What's the point of being cool? Cut your hair and get a job like the rest of us do Don't play guitar in the park and just sit If I hear another G chord I'm breaking your shit (Ah!) Nothing like a Subaru Crosstrek Suspension as soft as a cute little baby neck My clique orders club salads And look like they all sing ballads I coulda bought a Lambo happily But the insurance is high and I kinda want a family "Why does Dad have a Lambo?" "He was insecure about himself, son, let it go" Nothing like fighting another man 'Cause he cut me off in traffic, and my morning started bad I'm glad that his kids got to see that his dad's a giant prick And that he got what he needs Nothing like crying in a Subaru Crosstrek Life is an abyss half-filled with sadness My ex-girl's grandpa invented pinball He had a lot of time on his hands, huh I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek I woulda bought a Lambo, but I'm not quite there yet I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek I woulda bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek I woulda bought a Lambo, but I'm not quite there yet I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek I woulda bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet Haha, hey, guys! Have you heard about the all-new Subaru Crosstrek with the new suspension package? If you buy one you'll be riding smooth in no time It also came with a trailer hitch, but... It's only 4 cylinders so you probably shouldn't tow anything My dad said that messes up the transmission Aus Songtexte Mania