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A group of legendary warriors They're world-renowned Overwatch, bitch! Their power’s known all around Pushin' on the payload Is part of their plan From Gibraltar, and then Hanamura, Japan Their power is tested Wherever they go Rockets, bullets You name it, bro They've never been stopped Or met their match A mission’s arrived So heroes, dispatch! Hi, can you help me? My car's broken down The engine's all busted I can't get my ass around I need some friends to get My vehicle out of the traffic You guys look like the best With all your fancy fuckin' tactics Songtexte Without hesitation, they Begin the migration Reinhardt pushes from behind Traffic's redirected as Mei is unaffected By cars honking loudly Combined Bastion transforms into A giant fuckin' turret and Blows all the drivers away Pharah flies up high and Rockets start to fly As the overpass crumblin' okay Holy fuckin’ shit That was a little overkill But what do you expect From the best? The phone’s ringing Off the hook For another job to book So let's see where we end up next Hi I need assistance I’m a 13-year-old girl If you would help me I would be so happy I would fuckin' twirl Got a wagon filled with lemons And uh, moving it's a pain I need your skills or No one's fuckin’ getting lemonade today BOOM! Our heroes get on the case Zarya is lifting up the wagon To her fuckin' face Everyone is scramblin' To clear out any space So they can quickly get the payload To the meeting place Lucio plays some music to Calm the girl Junkrat shoots grenades To blow up a squirrel A strangers pulls out his phone To call the cops Then upon him Doomfist "Meteor Drops" People are screamin' Blood is flyin' everywhere Bullets are soarin' And zippin' all through the air It's a pure bloodbath But the wagon's delivered Our heroes take their leave As Courtney fuckin' shivers Another mission successful Our heroes always thrive Lookee here, another call For a payload's arrived Hi, can you help me? I'm a very old lady My shitty hip replacement Just ain't enough to aid me Your gang looks like a big bunch Of sexy hunks of meat Now help these 90-year-old buttcheeks Get across the street Like a lightning bolt Tracer's on the scene Hold's her hand and says "Take all the time you need." With little itty-bitty steps The mission is clean Until it starts to pour Completely unforeseen D.Va flies above And shoots the clouds Bullets rain down Into every house Mei starts a blizzard to Stop the rain But inflicts upon the neighborhood Torturous pain To warm the place Orisa pierces the ground Letting lava leak out Spreading all around Everyone is screaming now It's a horrible sound So Lucio DJ's To drown it out Halfway across the road The old lady falls Zenyatta throws out One of his healing balls She smashes her face But it's A-OK 'cause Ana throws A motherfuckin' healing grenade Eventually They end up getting across The old lady's so grateful She is at a loss Or maybe she's unconscious We could never know Because onward to their next Mission they go Nope She's dead Alright Bye Aus Songtexte Mania