Starbomb

A Wild Guitar Solo Appears
It's me Ash Ketchum coming one more time Pika shot me in the nuts once but now it's fine We worked it all out and now there's no more anxiety He took up the guitar and now he's back in society I'm very proud of Pika, he's so talented Still the best Pokéfighter and now he shreds Yo, it's me Brock, bro! You know I'm gaining fame How about a practice fight to get you back in the training game? Onyx, I choose you! Come out and bring the Earthquake And give this little yellow rodent all his ass can take It is time, Pikachu, you have come so far I choose you, now fight! Wait, why'd you bring your guitar? That's weird Pika! No, Pika... Pika Pika! Stop playing, please... Pika Pika Pika Pika! I need you to fight... Oh! Oh my god... Pikachu has fainted! Well, that didn't go as planned Hey maybe next time take the fucking guitar outta your hands Do you think you can do that for me? (Pikachu!) I don't speak electric mouse, I can't understand you SongtexteAnyway, we're at the tournament and stakes are high The Pokémon are vicious here, and someone's going to die Our opponent is fierce, he sent a Tyranitar Now beat his ass Pika, you're a superstar! Pika! Stop! Pika Pika! Again with this? That is tasty, I have to admit Pika! TYRANITAR! Pikachu has fainted! Yeah no shit This is our last chance to win or I'm going to quit You gotta pull it together, you know what I mean? And fight the newest Pokémon that's here on the scene Apparently, his name is Saxuffalo He's a buffalo that plays saxapho...oh no I can't believe this is real... Pika! Pika! Pika Pi! Oh my god... Uffalo! This is so stupid! Sounds really good guys... Pika Pika Pika Pi! Thank you... Pika! Pikachuuuuuu!!!! This is a fucking mockery... Pika! Whatever, Digimon rules... Have fun! Saxuffalo! Eat dicks... Fuck Aus Songtexte Mania