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Welcome to the Mario Party! 1, 2, 3 and let's-a go It's ya boy M-A-R to the I to the O Welcome ya to my big ass fuckin' house up in the hills You can get through the gate if you got the dollar bills Throwin' a Mario party and your ass got invited Ain't no need to worry or get overexcited This ain't the kid's Mario Party, playing games up in a car Dancin', fuckin', gettin' drunk up in my bar All my friends and all my enemies have gathered Sonic's doin' blow so he be runnin' faster Peach is lookin' fly all in her dress Mega Man's having a washer/dryer threesome, what a mess! It's a Mario party baby The 'tendo boys going crazy Everybody's gettin' smashed and then we're gonna smash As long as Bowser doesn't kidnap all the ladies Now my bro Luigi, he never allowed Head in the cloud Wonder what the fool doin' now It's me! Luigi! My invitation must've gotten lost in the mail Damn! This party's hotter than a club Pikachu electrocutin' playas in the tub Crash Bandicoot gettin' crunk on apple juice Forget about all of your worries 'cause the Goomba's gettin' loose SongtexteBack to the old school, Pong paddle's raisin' it Talkin' about the roof, other paddle's blazin' it Take a hit from a Chain Chomp's mouth Sort of a delicate process, shit could easily go south Croft raidin' tombs, if by tombs you mean the brews Playas takin' shots off Professor Layton's clues Best part about the party is the lack of bros And I'm talkin' about the one who just put green up on my clothes It's a Mario party, baby The Smokèmon crew's gettin' hazy The control's on cruise and the Boos are drinking booze And if I try to hit on Samus she will slay me I ain't expectin' any guests Must be the hundred thousand pizzas, I'm impressed Tippin' the guy a hundo for thirty minutes or less Here we go open the door, and…oh fuck Hey bro! It's me! Luigi is here! Now the party can finally start for real Well, I think I'll turn in for the night It's getting pretty late, almost 7:45 Hey everybody I'm throwin' a party and everyone here is invited Sonic is ready to bring all the bodies around to my pad expedited Everyone's comin' so quit all your bummin' about Luigi he's a dope So jump in this pipe cause it won't end tonight, holy shit I did too much coke Take the drugs away from Sonic please baby Those gold coins is how you pays me Robotnik is here but he pounded too much beer And no one wants to fight cause we're lazy The Mario Party ain't over, oh no All the Koopas in the house screamin' "Yolo!" We saw, we came, we conquered the game Take us out Bulbasaur with the solo Aus Songtexte Mania