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Sexy music sets the mood- Yo, listen up! We're talkin' bout Dark Souls Hardest fuckin' game in the world. (Baby) Yo, I just finished this game Far from tame, it puts the rest to shame It's the hardest motherfucker that I ever defamed Dark Souls shake me up when I remember its name Hey bro, I heard you also beat Dark Souls cold Fuck no, (What?) I couldn't even clear the tutorial That shit is like a thousand sharks bitin' my nuts It's the spiky dick of Satan all up in my guts Yeah listen, I also had a horrible time Turned my penis to slime and pooped my pants at a random time Ended up convulsing on the floor having seizure after seizure 'Til my body couldn't take more I've died 8000 times (Yeah!) I've lost my friggin' mind (Come on!) This game's impossible to beat within the span of one man's life (Hell yeah!) Coincidentally, brain-damaged mentally Caved my fuckin' skull in with my cat accidentally Is it dead? Fuck yeah, never stood a chance even Wanted Cuddles locked in battle with the fuckin' Capra Demon SongtexteShit fuck yeah my tits exploded from that boss So did mine Chest is drippin' with somethin I'm callin' titty sauce Beat my dad up 'cause I was mad as fuck Lost your souls? And now I lost my dad 'cause he's dead But I was really mad so you can understand Of course man! Had surgery for broken bones in my hand From punching every single person that I met in the adrenal gland Every try's the same The hate flows through my veins I've had enough, I'm giving up Please jam this fork in my brain (Yo that hurts!) My spirit's filled with dread I envy the dead I'd rather fight ten starving lions with meat stapled to my hand Got so mad from playing Dark Souls So I stole unmarked gold Melted down to fucking lava that I drank so I could fart gold Ended up having to eat charcoal Giving me some very sharp pain in my butthole Fucked a cow, 'cause I couldn't figure out how It was possible to beat motherfuckin' Ornstein and Smough That's nothing, built a time machine Walked inside Traveled back in time Took a dump inside Caesar's Eye Dark Souls fucked me up so much that I died I resurrected back to life and then I started to cry Then I realized that I really don't know why We keep letting this game fuckin' antagonize Then I ripped out my eyes So as to compromise I will never let Dark Souls traumatize And control my life Made me divorce my wife Hey, the new DLC came out! Oh, dude fuck nice! Aus Songtexte Mania