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The way you shake it, I can't believe itI ain't never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee pee goDoing, doing, doingI don't believe it, it's almost too good to be trueI ain't never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee pee goDoing, doing, doingThe way she moves she's like a belly dancerShe's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, IThink someones at the doorBut I don't think I'm gonna answerPolice saying "freeze"Doing, doing, doingWhat do you mean freeze?Please, I'm a human being, I have needsI'm not done, not till I'm finish peeingI am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. OfficerI'm already on my kneesI can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible formeAnd do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee,pee, peeYes, I make r&b, I sing song it goSongtexteRing-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-chingPsych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kiddIf I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgiveFor I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppetI can get away with anything I sing, you will love itThe way you shake it, I can't believe itI ain't never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee pee goDoing, doing, doingJessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'Nick I ain't never seen an ass like thatEverytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goesDoing, doing, doingMary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesomeNow they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bumsI go to the movies and sit down with my pop cornPolice saying "freeze"Doing doing doingWhat do you mean freeze?Geez, I just got my seatI have ticket, look, I put away, my zipper's zippedPlease do not remove me from this movie theater pleaseI did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower sceneI didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big sceneAnd don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PGMr. Officer, I demand to see my attorneyI will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be freeFree, yes, free, right back on the streetsWhat you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a manAnd I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet onmy handThe way you shake it, I can't believe itI ain't never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee pee goDoing, doing, doingHilary Duff is not quite old enough soI ain't never seen a butt like thatMaybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee goDoing, doing, doingThe way she moves she dances like a go-goIn that video she sings get out your poles, soI need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJoPolice saying "freeze"Doing, doing, doingWhat do you mean freeze?My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranchI just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff oftheseHere, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of thisNobody is safe from me, no not even meI don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, peeOn the radio, but I think I didJanet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a titPsych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kiddI don't think my joke is working, I must flee quickGet to the chopper, everybody get outI am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get downThe way you shake it, I can't believe itI ain't never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee pee goDoing, doing, doingSo Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?I ain't never seen an ass like thatCuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee goDoing, doing, doingFuck is wrong with you? (ha!) Aus Songtexte Mania