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Alfie (Backing Track) [In the Style of Lily Allen]
Oh deary meMy little brother's in his bedroom smoking weedI tell him he should get up 'cos it's nearly half past threeHe can't be bothered 'cos he's high on THCI ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of teaI can't even see him 'cos his room is so smokyDon't understand how one can watch so much TVMy baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could seeI only say it 'cos I careSo please can you stop pulling my hair?Now, now there's no need to swearPlease don't despair my dear mon frèreOh Alfie get up it's a brand new dayI just can't sit back and watch you waste your life awayYou need to get a job because the bills need to get paidGet off your lazy arse, Alfie please use your brainSurely there's some walls out there that you can go andsprayI'm feeling guiltier for leading you astrayNow how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laidWhen all you do is stay and play in your computer games?SongtexteI only say it 'cos I careSo please can you stop pulling my hair?Now, now there's no need to swearPlease don't despair my dear mon frèreOh little brother please refrain from doing thatI'm tryin' to help you out so can you stop being a twat?It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chatAnd look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted capI only say it 'cos I careSo please can you stop pulling my hair?Now, now there's no need to swearPlease don't despairPlease don't despairMy mon frère Aus Songtexte Mania