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KEVIN. Yo yo, Mathletes State Championships, what! First female ever on the team, what. A boxed lunch will be provided KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN. What! CADY I CAN DO THIS ALWAYS COULD AND NOT PLAYING DUMB WILL SO DAMN GOOD THE MONSTER INSIDE NEEDS TO BE RELEASED GOTTA DO WHAT I DO, GOTTA FEED THE BEAST MS. NORBURY GOTTA EARN SOME RESPECT GRAB THAT BIG BRASS RING CADY & MS. NORBURY LET’S DO THIS THING CADY, MS. NORBURY, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN LET’S DO THIS THING! KEVIN YOU’RE GONNA ROLL UP, STYLIN’ LEATHER ON YOUR SLEEVE ALL-STATE CHAMPION, BETTER BELIEVE MAYBE THE HATERS GONNA MAKE FUN OF YOU SongtexteALL YOU CAN SOLVE’S THE PROBLEM IN FRONT OF YOU HIGH SCHOOL’S A FOUR YEAR SOCIAL CURSE BUT MATH’S THE FOUNDATION OF THE… KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN UNIVERSE! KEVIN SO SICK OF PLUCKING THAT SECOND STRING THEN LET’S… KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN BEEP! DO THIS THING! CADY, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN DO. THIS THING! DO. THIS THING! CADY I’M NO PLASTIC! KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN NO! CADY I’M NO BITCH! KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN NO! CADY I’M… CADY & MS. NORBURY A LEAN, MEAN MATH MACHINE ON A MISSION! CADY I LOST WHAT I LOST GOT TO START BRAND NEW CADY & MS. NORBURY GO ALL IN FOR THE WIN WITH A CHILL, DOPE CREW! GOTTA KICK OFF THE DUST CADY I GOT THE SCHQUILLZ TO THRILL KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN SCHQUILLZ! CADY LET’S DO THIS THING! CADY, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN LET’S DO THIS THING! ADJUDICATOR. Welcome to the ICMT State Final Math Championships, sponsored by no one. Each right answer is worth two points, and as always, no calculators PLEASE SOLVE FOR… KEVIN X EQUALS TWO MARYMOUNT #1 THE RATE IS TWO, PI ROWAN X IS GREATER THAN THE VALUE OF Y MARWAN JITLA BOTH POLYNOMIALS ARE SECOND DEGREE SO THE ASYMPTOTE IS THAT Y EQUALS THREE MARYMOUNT #2 FUNCTION X EQUALS M, X, PLUS C KEVIN THE DERIVATIVE OF F AT ARGUMENT Z MARYMOUNT #3 NEGATIVE FOUR CADY NEGATIVE TWO MARYMOUNT #1 THE SLOPE IS ZERO CAROLINE KRAFFT THE ANSWER IS TRUE! MARYMOUNT #3 ONE POINT OF INFLECTION KEVIN TWENTY-NINE! CADY FOUR IS THE SLOPE OF THE TANGENT LINE! MS. NORBURY. How you feeling? CADY. Amazing! MS. NORBURY. You’ve got this! Here, take a water CADY. Thanks… Ah! Aaron, why? AARON. Ms. Norbury asked me to help since everyone else is at Spring Fling. But since I don’t go to North Shore anymore… CADY. Aaron, I didn’t write that in the burn book AARON. I know, that was Regina, I forgot who I was dealing with CADY. Well, I’m sorry you have to be homeschooled AARON. Yeah, so’s my mom. (the sound of a buzzer is heard.) Go get ‘em. I like seeing you be awesome, I haven’t seen it in a long time CADY. (to MS. NORBURY.) Ugh, why are you doing this to me? MS. NORBURY. Because I’m a pusher! I know that if you can be your authentic self in front of Aaron, you’ll be able to do it for the rest of your life ADJUDICATOR. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a tie. In the event of a tie we move into a one on one sudden death round, in which each team may choose their opponent. Marymount, who do you select? MARYMOUNT #1. We pick the girl KEVIN. We pick the girl too ADJUDICATOR. Miss Krafft and Miss Heron, please step forward CADY. Nice to meet you CAROLINE KRAFFT. You’re going down, slut ADJUDICATOR. Contestants, find the limit of this equation CADY. Wait, it’s not me against you, it’s North Shore versus Marymount. And look, I’m not here to be better than the one other girl, I’m here to be better than all of you!... CAROLINE KRAFFT. The limit is negative one CADY. Shuck! Ah, I meant to say “shoot” and I almost said “fu…” ADJUDICATOR. That answer is incorrect. If Miss Heron can answer correctly, we have a winner CADY. Why did she waste energy insulting me? Why did I waste time judging your hair? This is not a competition KEVIN. It kinda is though CADY. Yes, right, right, a math one IF WE BREAK, FROM THIS CRAP THEN THE ANSWERS LAND IN OUR LAP DON’T BE SCARED, JUST PERSIST THEN OUR LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST NO, THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST! ADJUDICATOR. And our champion, North Shore Mathletes! KEVIN. (he rips off his shirt) You like that Marymount?! CADY & MS. NORBURY AND DON’T IT FEEL GOOD TO HAVE GOTTEN THIS FAR? IT’S NOT SOMETHING YOU DID NOT THE GIRLS YOU ARE YOU CAN HEAR THE FEAR UPON YOUR HEART JUST SAYIN’ “JUST DO YOUR THING.” AARON, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN ALL YOU SOLVE’S THE PROBLEM IN FRONT OF YOU CADY & MS. NORBURY DO YOUR THING CADY, MS. NORBURY, AARON, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN LIVING FOR ME, NOT DANCING FOR NONE OF YOU DO. YOUR. THING! DO YOUR THING! Aus Songtexte Mania