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When life gives you lemons Squirt a little bit up in your eye duct Feeling salty? Put one Finger on nose and hit it lined up Choke back those feelings, you and I Know that shit's real, it's do or die Toast that till you feel the roof afire Throw back, it's tequila suicide You got lemon in your eyeball Sodium chloride up in your nose, but One hand upon the Bible I swear this is how you and I can get over So pass tequila like a dutchie, feeling like you're lucky We can play Tequila Roulette Load six shots (one worm) feelin' like You're hungry (eyes closed) pick shots (do it) You're so down on yourself, can't get it hard And the only thing of interest's your credit card Better half's looking at the front door and You're stalking their socials to see who they're talking To, don't be salty like goat's cheese Dude, this is unfettered, hopefully Good advice, come get it, come close, the Hoods don't lie, run with it, you can quote me SongtexteIs it unreasonable? That when life gives you lemons, tequila and salt Grab tequila and salt Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt Tryna live, is that unreasonable? Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt Check, grab tequila and salt Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt Tequila Suicide Take the shot, snort the salt And squirt the lemon in your eye Tequila Suicide Take the shot, snort the salt And squirt the lemon in your eye Is it unreasonable? That when life gives you lemons, tequila and salt Grab tequila and salt Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt Tryna live, is that unreasonable? Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt Grab tequila and salt Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt You say "te amo" and I say "tequila" Mockingbirds fly out the way when I stumble You watch over me, then you might need a healer Tonight it feels like Adelaide is a jungle Turn water to wine and mezcal into diamonds Drink tequila like it's soup of the day Until nothing's left but a nuisance live made of myself And decisions are usually stupid, but hey Screw the taste and just gimme the shots No expert but don't put that shit on the rocks While my legs work I'ma get in the spot And, drink till I drop, to the rim line 'em up Skip on lemons like I'm car shoppin', but I'm Bar-hoppin' till my hearts stoppin' and there ain't a thing I can, um... Honestly remember the next day 'Cept yellin', "Please, one more for my neck pain?" When life gives you lemons Squirt a little bit up in your eye duct Feeling salty? Put one Finger on nose and hit it lined up Choke back those feelings, you and I Know that shit's real, it's do or die Toast that till you feel the roof afire Throw back, it's tequila suicide Ayy I'm feelin' better now (oh) since I let it out Forgotten the rotten along with everything I cared about Lost a fair amount, lost my care and doubts In a tequila until I lost my whereabouts It happens, I'm a loner and my baddest of opponents So I sat there like I was fathoming atonement Tried gathering composure when I should have staggered home and It's so sad that nothing matters but this moment... damn Tequila Suicide Take the shot, snort the salt And squirt the lemon in your eye Tequila Suicide Take the shot, snort the salt And squirt the lemon in your eye Tequila Suicide Take the shot, snort the salt And squirt the lemon in your eye Tequila Suicide Take the shot, snort the salt And squirt the lemon in your eye Is it unreasonable? That when life gives you lemons, tequila and salt Grab tequila and salt Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt Tryna live, is that unreasonable? Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt Grab tequila and salt Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt Is it unreasonable That when life gives you lemons, tequila and salt Grab tequila and salt Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt Tryna live, is that unreasonable? Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt Grab tequila and salt Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt Aus Songtexte Mania