Paul Heaton & Jacqui Abbott

The Lord Is A White Con
When the white man went to Africa With briefcase in his hand Pristine Bible held in other Whilst black man held the land Now the black man holds the Bible And turns to see his land is gone And you realise the Lord The Lord is a white con Who carved up the continent Like an operating room? Friar Barroso, Reverend Helm And Livingstone, I presume Fire and brimstone in their soul And buckshot in their belt The good book or the bullet That's the hand the white man dealt In East Africa, they called you 'boy' In the West, just plain 'garçon' And you realise the Lord The Lord is a white con When the Scotsman went to Caribbean SongtexteWith his lectern on the boat He stepped to shore, and took the young man Tightly by the throat Any man who sleeps with man To Hades, he'll be gone And you realise the Lord The Lord is a white con And as he taught them every single verse To old Amazing Grace Bedding Bounty Killer and Buju Banton Perfectly in place Fire and brimstone in their soul And buckshot in their belt The good book or the bullet That's the hand the white man dealt In East Africa, they called you 'boy' In the West, just plain 'garçon' And you realise the Lord The Lord is a white con When the white folk started singing They only did in solemn prayer And not till Pops and Mavis did The spirit take them there Now the gospel singer, she plays the clubs And the soul man cleans the john And you realise the Lord The Lord is a white con Blind Boy Fuller, Howling Wolf And all the blues men gone All we've got to show for it Is Joss Stone at No. 1 Fire and brimstone in their soul And buckshot in their belt The good book or the bullet That's the hand the white man dealt In East Africa, they called you 'boy' In the West, just plain 'garçon' And you realise the Lord The Lord is a white con When the white man started singing He put finger straight in ear He wouldn't play a song or style That might risk his career Previously, a slave would trade His freedom for the chance To get off boat, and for the white man Do a song or dance Now the whole world's screaming R 'n' B But it's whiter than a swan And finally, you realise The Lord's a blue-eyed con Old Jim Crow, the Minstrel Show The whole of history You think you'll make it up to them With a touch of Harper Lee? Fire and brimstone in their soul And buckshot in their belt The good book or the bullet That's the hand the white man dealt In East Africa, they called you 'boy' In the West, just plain 'garçon' And you realise the Lord The Lord is a white con Aus Songtexte Mania