Joe Weller

Ronaldo Chop
I was walking down the street, it was all going wrong Like a bomb, too strong for me I felt the illest, the realest and the weirdest But then I looked to the floor and I just felt fearless, tearless I came to a stop, took a little look, Ronaldo chop Bit down to the ground, felt as though I passed out Next thing I know, pow School bound, enter the gates Been found, now I'm the bait Worthless, embarrassing, you're just plain dumb This ain't the way that it's going down, son Cause I'll hit you with the chop, Ronaldo chop You ain't gonna survive, you ain't gonna block (what) Trust me when I say you're a wannabe LOL jokes, cause I am too Later that day, I was looking at the weather When walking by, the fittest girl ever I went in for the kill and offered up the D Said I've brought ten rubbers with me I was thinking it was all going well Then I saw that I pissed myself "He's a loser and ugly too", yo, bitch, STFU Cause I'll hit you with the chop, Ronaldo chop SongtexteYou ain't gonna survive, you ain't gonna block (what) Trust me when I say you're a wannabe LOL jokes, cause I am too Now that I'm basically magic, I feel like a monster Nah, not Jurassic Whoa look, it's Draco Malfoy I got you a ride, now let's go to town, boy Pimping and dealing, he's at it all day His speciality, self BJ's Outta nowhere, a penguin appeared Beating up Malfoy, not today, dear Cause I'll hit you with the chop, Ronaldo chop You ain't gonna survive, you ain't gonna block (what) Trust me when I say you're a wannabe LOL jokes, cause I am too Cause I'll hit you with the chop, Ronaldo chop You ain't gonna survive, you ain't gonna block (what) Trust me when I say you're a wannabe LOL jokes, cause I am too Aus Songtexte Mania