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It's a crying shameWhat they did to our thingAll of the spiritHow to live they did drainOn the shores of Lake ErieMan, there is a committeeIt's a corporation, don't know nothing about fornicationA sick abomination ought to be cast out of our nationIt's a Rock and Roll Hall of LameRock and Roll Hall of ShameRock and Roll Hall of Lame (Rock n' Roll, Rock n' Roll, Rock n' Roll Hall of Lame!)Why'd they put it in Cleveland?Well you know, it was because of the money.Should be down in MemphisYou know that in your heart, sonnyBlack tie, limousines,Sure is a real hoity toity sceneYeah, but spirit's all wrongit's uptown and meanLet me tell yaReal Rock and Roll's about cheap electrical guitarsand master secret places that serve underage kids in barsNot a Rock and Roll Hall of LameSongtexteRock and Roll Hall of ShameRock and Roll Hall of Lame (Rock n' Roll Hall of Lame!)If it was really Rock and RollThey'd have a drug ATM (I'd be there)There'd be a drive-in movie theatershowing Thunder Road and Vanishing PointIt'd be a monument to teenage sexThey'd be handing out free copies of "On the Road", "Fear and Loathing" and "Steal This Book"They'd be giving fake IDs to teenagerscause if your under 21 but over 18 you should be able to drinkIt'd be a Rock n' Roll, Rock n' Roll, Rock n' Roll, Rock n' Roll, a really Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but that ain't what it isIt's nothing but a big lieDon't believe the big lieRock and Roll will never die (Bring it way down, boys)As long as there's a 13 year old kidAs long as on the planet Earth there's a 13 year old kid who wanna masturbate on the playground and start singing like Little Richard, Rock n' Roll will be hereCause Rock n' Roll is in the air, in your underwear, it don't careRock and Roll is not in limousinesRock and Roll's not rich and meanRock and Roll Hall of LameRock and Roll Hall of ShameIt's nothing but Rock and Roll Hall of Lame1, 2, 3, 4!Rock and Roll Hall of LameRock and Roll Hall of ShameRock and Roll Hall of Lame (Nothing but, nothing but, nothing but, nothing but a Rock n' Roll Hall of Lame!)(keeps repeating)The Eagles? The Eagles! Who are you kidding?These putrid pop pukes belong in the Whore Hall of FameThat's where I'm going to put The EaglesOh do you think Otis Redding is going to be happy to see The Eagles?He's gonna kick Glenn Frey's ass!Fleetwood Mac? Fleetwood Mac! Jesus Christ!What is worse than Fleetwood Mac? The Archies or something?Oh Christie McVie, she's so Rock and RollShe looks like a damn housewifeWhy don't you go to Celine Dion's house and get butt naked and I'm gonna get on top of both of them, make a videotape, and make a lot of money!Rock and Roll, Rock and Roll, Rock and Roll, Rock n' Roll, Ro... Rock n' Roll's in my soul!)(That was pretty fucking cool!They ain't coming to take Mojo) Aus Songtexte Mania