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I got big funny ears, they are so long and flat,They are the very reasons I never wear a hat.My teeth stick out in front, Like pickets in a fence,And as far as riches go, I'm not worth two cents.[Chorus]So I'm glad to be the way I am, Who cares if I look funny?No matter what the others have, I'm glad that I'm Bugs Bunny!Suppose I was an Elephant, then I'd be really sunk,For every place I'd ever go, I'd have to take my trunk!Suppose I was a Zebra, with stripes from head to tail,I'd bet they'd think that I'd escaped, and throw me back in jail![Chorus]Suppose I was a tall Giraffe, and swallowed carrots, yummy!With that long neck, I'd surely starve before they reached my tummy.Suppose I was a big fat pig I might as well be frank,I wouldn't care to end up as some kiddie's piggy bank.[Chorus]What's up, Doc?Suppose I was a smelly skunk, I wouldn't have a friend.SongtexteI'd be alone excepting for, A cent I couldn't spend.Suppose I was a 'Gator in the swamps where time would drag,Until the day when I'd be made into a traveling bag[Chorus]Suppose I was a turkey then I'd end up on a tray,In the middle of the table on the next Thanksgiving Day.Suppose I was a Bullfrog, croaking out a not,I'd dread the time when I would be, a frog in someone's throat![Chorus] Aus Songtexte Mania