Low Cut Connie

Shit Shower & Shave
I first crawl up the stairsMama's pulling out her hairThey're trying to get me to batheThey're trying to get me to be better behavedBut you know I don't feel very much like getting up todayI don't have anything to do anywayBut still I gotta take a Shit shower and a shaveShit shower and a shaveShit shower and a shaveYou better take a shower And a shower and a shaveYeahI always wanted to danceI always wanted romanceThis lady gave me a chanceBut then she left me with the pump in my pantsThey say, yeah, you better take care of businessBefore it takes care of youWell the same old tired routine you gotta go throughSongtexteYou better do it 'til you'reShat showered and shavedShot sugared and shakenBegged borrowed and brokenYou do it 'til you've done it Then you're doing it againLet's go!I got no time to wasteI got a carrot to chaseLook at that mummy I madeWith toilet paper and a pack of razor bladesI said, hey, you need cloth to washYou need a cloth to prayYou better use it every dayWhy?'Cause cleanliness is godliness And so I gotta [?] take aShit shower and shaveA little roll in the hayBefore you roll in your graveYou better take a shower and a shower and a shaveYeah! Aus Songtexte Mania