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Wake up at noon and what the hell's in my bed?I thought I called her a cab, I thought I cleaned up this messKeep my muscles confused at the gym all dayGrab a fistful of Frickles and a protein shakeHit the tanning bed, no there ain't no questionI always talk my way into a second sessionGot my laundry, shower, body spray, open collar, bombs awayGotta trim the lawn so the shorties can play, heyCHORUSPeople say I'm the man, yeah, I do what I canand I'm not goin' home aloneAll the haters can hate and all the hearts can breakbut I'm not goin' home aloneIt don't get any better,so just put your hands togetherPeople say I'm the man, yeah, I do what I canand I'm not goin' home alone.All up in the club, watchin' out for grenadesI drink a Long Island, while they sippin' HateradeA shortie wants the business and her body is sick, lateron, I'll text her back with a photo of my.Break out my wife-beater, but I'd never beat my wifeCause I'm single and I only hit dudes, You wanna fight? Not now, I'mSongtextebreakin' it down, fist pump, dodge the hippo, booty humpYou creatures from the zoo can't keep this hottie off my junkREPEAT CHORUSAbs, lats, traps, go, bi's and tri's, no cardioChapstick, keep it real, I could have been a Navy SEALLather, rinse, gel, stop, blow it back, TriceratopsPants off, wax on, karate body, Daniel-SanSportsCenter, Buffalo wings, Platinum Plus go bling blingRock, rap, tech-no, Drakkar Noir, LMFAOCash, cash money, gonna make it rain, I can afford a big, gold chainNo coat in the winter 'cause I never feel pain, neurologist said I got a very big brainHit the club, drink Patron, party, party, party, party, camera phoneThrowin' up signs, poutin' my lips, tag me in the photo when you post that s***.TTYL, I'm gon' BRB, don't forget to DVR my UFC,There's a hottie with the body, yeah, she wants what I got, so I drop my aviators and I do the robotREPEAT CHORUS Aus Songtexte Mania