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Anyone who's lived around around these partsOr ever knew'd usIs well aware that you should never messWith the Tudors...My grandad Henry VIIHe beat King RichardThat's him picturedDefeating the Tyke He liked his name so much thatTo keep alive his memoryHe called his own son HenryWhat was he like!Everyone said HenryThe Eighth was a baddieI have to agreeEven though he was my daddy...'Cause we're TudorsBritain's biggest feudersAnd just like barracudasWe kill with methods foul...Tudors!SongtexteEach enemy a JudasAt least we're not as rude asSimon Cowell...My reign was quite notoriousI liked to hunt and slaughterBut then you had a daughterMary was her nameIt was son I wantedSo I divorced her motherThen wife two had anotherA girl? Not again!Tudor!Superior to you, duhWho followed me as ruler?Best not to ask...It must have been my laddieYes sickly little Eddie Was ill and soon got deady And who came next!Your daughters then took overFirst came bloody MaryMy sister's rule was scarySo all hail me...Tudors!The history books reviewed usAs nutters and big bruisersWho'd kill and cull...I never had an heirSo our reign ended thereWe may not have been fairBut we were never dull... Aus Songtexte Mania