Horrible Histories

The Borgia Family
Lucrezia, GiovanniGioffre and CesareItalian barmy armyThe Borgia familyOur daddy was RodrigoI had a monstrous egoWhere he makes trouble we goThe Borgia familyOur tale begins renaissance Spain It's leaders were a showerSo I run out of patienceAnd began my quest for powerI splashed my cash to all the peopleCardinal and hopedThey'd be bought- they were in shortSo I became the pope!More power than I oughtaBlood's thicker than waterAppoint my sons and daughter To run a dynastyWith daddy as the pope SongtexteI could do as I pleasedWas ace! I'd kill a man who daredTo, like, invade my personal space!I found a husband for LucreziaRich Giovanni Sforza, do you love him?Yes of course but love His power and money more so...Now married to the Sforza's This opens up new doors-aThey will not stand before us The Borgia/Sforza familyYes, and while we're at itWe will marry son GioffreAged twelve but so what, soon we'll be The Borgia/Sforza and the Naples familyWhen the Sforza family Eventually bores usI'll just annul the marriage If he refuses to divorce yaDon't I get a say?Don't fret, for you another man I'll getAlfonzo of AragonI like him this could go on and on!You like him I've gone off himHis pretty face makes me winceYou killed him?!Yeah I'm the new modern formMachiavelli's prince...Giovanni run the army but Cesare saidNo way! I'll kill you if you cross meI might kill you anyway...I am the mostest powerfulest, evilest of allAs long as dad's alive There's not a single chance I'll fall!*Dies*Awww no...We suddenly lost status It seemed the world did hate usThe Borgia family RIP Aus Songtexte Mania