Horrible Histories

The Blue Blooded Blues
I bet you think the Stuarts Were an English dynasty Well we only came to England When the crown belonged to me Our clans may have come from ScotlandBut our tales are not a bonnie one you'll see...We've got the blue blooded blues In our blue Stuart shoes!Each king queen and heirHad a personal nightmare! Have you read the news... we've got the blue blooded blues!Let's start with me- King Robert Three Some say I was a fool.. Once fell off my horse and hurt Myself quite badly -how uncoolEnded up with a limp, and limpIs what they called my rule (And I'll tell you for why!)We've got the blue blooded bluesIn a sun set had two Wanted in prison starved in jail The other captured epic fail SongtexteThe worst king in my review I've got the blue blooded blues! The next five kings were all called JamesBut none where lucky JimJames One hid down a sewer was caught by assassins James Two was less unpopular but killed byHis own cannon, so pretty dim (And it don't end there... You're not wrong!) We've got the blue blooded blues So easy to lose... Three and Four killed in battleFive lost at war and cattle explain why we can't fuse About the Stuarts clan blues! (Sing it Mary, go on girl!)I'm Mary Queen of ScotsMisfortune I had lots Queen Liz was a frizz She threw me into prison And still accused me of plotting Can you see where I'm heading? Liz is a Tudor, so take a guess Beheaded? Yeah... After queen was dead me was King of England too Became James the First in England but theStuart luck stayed though Guy Fawkes try to blow me up and turn me into Stuart stew... (One more time yeah!) We've got the blue blooded bluesNot the role life you'd choose My son Charles a decapiteeWe briefly killed off royalty! Stuart mourns as it's true...Cursed with the blue blooded blues (That's what I'm talking about...) Aus Songtexte Mania