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I'm just a lonely cave-girlSearching for a mateLooking for cave romanceOr at least a caveman dateMy momma says I must wait hereUntil the moon is brightWith cakes, milk and honeyAs gifts for the godsOr snack food for Mr RightNow crawl around three timesOn your hands and kneesAnd if the face of a handsome man Comes in to view then he's yourCaveman luh-uh-uh-ove...My handsome caveman husbandIs all I hoped he would beHe likes to go out huntingThen I cook it for his teaI promise to love him foreverUntil he's old and greySongtexteHe'll live to the grand age of 30By which point he'll probably pass away! But that doesn't mean you stop loving him'Cause now you have to prepareA burial to show how much you careFor your caveman luh-uh-uh-oveFist I set fire to my husbandThen carefully cut off his skinThen boil in a pot some oysters and snakesLet the funeral beginDrop in some limpets and wrinklesAnd sprinkles of mouse, toad and shrewThen put out the fire with the cauldronAnd say au revoir to my caveman luh-uh-uh-oveMy caveman luh-uh-uh-oveMy caveman love... Aus Songtexte Mania