Happy Flowers

Joe Hates Work
Once upon a time there was a guy named JoeAnd Joe hated his jobHe woke up in the morning, he was late for workJoe hated his jobHe went out to the car to start itHis tires were flat and he was out of gasHe was late so he called his friend to give him a rideBut he had already left for workSo he ran to the busBut the bus had already goneAnd he started thinking about his dogAnd he started thinking about his kidsAnd he started thinking about his wifeAnd he started thinking about his carAnd Joe hates workJoe's a psycho, he hates his jobAll he can think about all day longIs his wife, his kids, his car, and his dogJoe's a psycho, he hates his jobAll he can think about all day longIs his wife, his kids, his car, and his dogAfter he had gotten to workHe decided he would eat his lunchSongtexteHe went to the usual dinerAnd had four too many beersUpon this he thinking about how nice it would be To go out and buy a gun which he quickly didAnd while he was walking homeHe started thinking about his wifeHe started thinking about his carHe started thinking about his dogHe started thinking about his kidsHe started thinking about his jobAnd Joe hates workJoe's a psycho, he hates his jobAll he can think about all day longIs his wife, his kids, his car, and his dogJoe's a psycho, he hates his jobAll he can think about all day longIs his wife, his kids, his car, and his dogThen Joe walked in the houseThe kids had just gotten home from schoolHe loaded his revolverHe went to the doghouseHe shot the dogHe went towards his 1983 CordobaAnd he blew it away in the engineHe then went into the kitchenAnd shot his wife deadHe then went into the family roomShot the television and shot his kidsAnd he started thinking about his wifeAnd he started thinking about his dogAnd he started thinking about his jobAnd he started thinking about his kidsAnd Joe hates workJoe's a psycho, he hates his jobAll he can think about all day longIs his wife, his kids, his car, and his dogJoe's a psycho, he hates his jobAll he can think about all day longIs his wife, his kids, his car, and his dogJoe's a psycho, he hates his jobAll he can think about all day longIs his wife, his kids, his car, and his dogAnd then he woke up, ten minutes late for work Aus Songtexte Mania