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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!DEADPOOL!VERSUS!BOBA FETT!BEGIN! Deadpool:Oh, is it me? Well, here's my first issueI barely even know enough about you to diss you!But you guys honestly think that id screw this feud up?And lose to the dude a huge toothie cootchie chewed up?Thats bananas! I do damage when i brandish my katanasMan, Ill slice you up then vanish in my lady bug pajamasIm one of a kind, you're a Xerox of your papaDoing temp work for vader and odd jobs for Jabba!Im tight, you're mad baggy! Im toned, you're so flabbyMad 'cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy!Somebody outta but a bounty on that capeHmm, maybe i'll write a letter and mail it to your face! Boba:Good thing I keep Tums in the Slave 1 Because your style makes me SpacesickAnd your bars are like your old pal Cable, fucking basicIll smack a merc in the mouth if he doesnt stop running that lip offBitch, who you calling clone? You're a Deathstroke ripoff!SongtexteYou stole Spiderman's eyes and Snake Eyes' weaponsYou got wolverine's powers, man you're comic sloppy secondsThat Dr. Killbrew dude needs to go back to MedschoolBecause right now you're no good to me, deadpool Deadpool:Oooh! Whats that? A missle backpack?Well I guess you'll be alright if a fucking bird attacksPresenting the most over rated character anyone ever sawWith 5 lines in the trilogy and one of them was AHHHH Boba:I only need 5 lines becaue i look fucking greatYou look like someone spilled lasagna on your faceBut you're worth a lot to me if I bring you back deadSchizophrenics pay triple, one for each head Deadpool:Who you calling schizophrenic? You've got 2 voices!You're like your holiday special man, full of bad choices! Boba:You think your chimichanga's hot but you couldnt be milderYou shoulda made the choice to ditch the prick from Van Wilder Deadpool:And the coolest things about you got straight up abaondoned!You let a kiwi hold your gun and he fucked up your CanonSo maybe dont talk about movies? 'cause you got dick to sayWrap that arm dart around jar jar and go Far Far Away! Boba:Im a legend, you're a trend! You aint got half the skills i gotIll beat your ass with one eye closed: Boba Fetty WapAnd then i'll call Domino's , she likes what im shakingShe prefers my durasteel to your Canadian Bacon!Now take a lesson from a genuine assassin who's blasting foesI come equipped with a full set of sick mandalorian flowsEverybody knows you got that power of regenrationNow run home and heal from this disintegration WHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!EPIC! (WOOOO!) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Aus Songtexte Mania