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William ShakespeareCome bite my thumb! I hope you know the stakesI'll put a slug between your shoulder bladesthen ask what light through yonder poser breaks?I hath been iambic on that assye bastardmy rhymes are classic your crap is draftedby a kindergardner high on acidye hoebagyou're an old white Soulja Boywho has no swag and no gonadsegads it's so sad and to top it offyou're not a doctorI've never seen a softer authoryou crook, youI bet you wrote the Twilight books too.Cat In The HatI would not could not on a boatread any of the boring ass plays you wroteeven Horton doesn't want to hear youand Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near youyou bore people to deathyou leave a classroom looking like the end of MacBethI entertain a child of any ageyou gotta translate what you said on the opposite pageSongtexteHow you gonna battle with the Cat In The Hat?little kids get scared when i step on the matyou think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that?I got a best selling book about me coming backWilliam ShakespeareI'm switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieceseach is such a wonder with a plethora of featuresyou're pathetically predictableyou think your new book might include a trisyllabic meterand some ghetto Muppet creaturesthe Bard is in the buildingit's a castle, I'm a bossI bet I'm ParliamentI'm positive I'm killing itI'm iller than the plagueI've never caught or choleraa baller balleron some cricket bowler businesswhile you're sitting in the bleachers.Cat In The HatYou rap fast you doyes you rap fast it's truenow let's see how you rap versus Things 1 and 2Thing 1 and Thing 2Oh, NoWe'll smash your globeyo, you may have wrote the script but now we running the showyou can take your fancy words and send'em back home to your mamabreak your foot off in your ass with our feetie pajamasman we'll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggswe'll break offa your legsmake no mistake we in a rageall does not end well when we bust out our cageyou gettin' upstaged Billyo, you just got played! Aus Songtexte Mania