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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!ELVIS PRESLEY!VERSUS!MICHAEL JACKSON!BEGINMJ:Ooh! Elvis Presley as you live in breatheYou stole Rock and Roll, gave us Rock a Billy cheese!You dance like an epileptic, nothing but left feet: i've seen itEvery record you set, man, I beat it!Here's a tip: Dont swallow a bucket of drugsSo you wont die on the toilet dropping hunks of burning loveIm Bad! Im a smooth criminal, better face upCall me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up!Watch me moonwalk and I step on your Blue Suede!Even in death I go platinum on Blu-RaySpittin' out hits since I was 6 years old!Im the king of Pop, you're the king of Jelly Rolls!E:Well I died on the shitter, but I dont give a crapYou aint got half the badass battle raps that I haveI got a one for your monkey, A two for your clothesA three for your family and a four for your nose!You better surrender talkin' about those ABC'sSongtexte'Cause all you wanna do is teach kids the bird and the bees!This is the big time, Jacko no dress rehearsalLight you up like your hair in a Pepsi commercialYour daddy beat gold records out fo you like alchemyNow dont make me spank ya and dangle your ass over the balcony!MJ:OOH! Its about time for a ThrillerDidnt lose and chocolate, I just added VanillaIm going off the Wall! Wont stop 'till I get enoughWhoopin' your big fat ass with my shiny gloveHow you gonna talk about the birds and beesWhen you met your own wife when she was only 14?Then you made one daughter, she came to meI took her to my Neverland Ranch to Hee-Hee!You should have stayed in the army dudeShamone, even Teto looks better than youIm singin' AHHHH, you're singing Dont Be CruelThere's only one crown, baby let the one king rule!E:You're a creeper, dude. You like to grab your own wanger.I only let you marry my daughter 'cause I knew you'd never bang her!You think you're tough? Man, you look like Tootie!I was badder than you in my Blue Hawaii movie!You lost your damn mind; that's why they cast you in The Wiz!You're like a sad white woman who never got to be a kid!I'm out, before you try to hold me and free your willy!Later weirdo, Elvis is leaving the building!WHO WON?WHO'S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!EPIC HOO-HOO RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Aus Songtexte Mania