Epic Rap Battles of History

Doc Brown vs. Doctor Who
Doctor Who (Tenth Doctor): Ooh, actually, if you don't mind, it's just “The Doctor”Doesn't even really matter who. Who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you!The wannabe Einstein, minus the ‘stacheTravels through time but with no classI'm saving the world while you dilly-dallyYou can't even invent a way out of Hill Valley!And calm down, will you? Everything is going to be fine!You're not going to tear any wonky holes in any fabric of space and timeActually, it's a lot more like a rug really, oh, well, never mindLet's just say there's an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your ass with rhyme!Doc Brown:Great Scott! You're great… not! I spit it hotThen generate way more power than 1.21 gigawattsI'm not sure what sort of scientific authority you purport to beBut I'm a real doctor! Where'd you get your degree?Despite all your companions you couldn't be having less sexI don't know what's lamer, your fans or your special effects!You don't get another turn to debate, time to face your permanent fate!Now Dalek my balls!Dalek:Exterminate!Doctor Who: SongtexteI'm going to die…Sarah Jane Smith:Doctor…Doctor Who:At least, this version of me…K-9:Doctor…Doctor Who:Perhaps you'd like another…Sarah Jane Smith:Doctor…Doctor Who:Prepare to meet your…Density! Hahahahaha!I'm a mystical medical doc at the pinnacle shifting my physical formYou're a possibly pedophilic individual who should have never been born!You got your knickers in a twist while you're sucking on my PiccadillyBut I'm a lot lot differentCause you're a pitiful hillbilly hangin' with an oedipal kid who's a bawk bawk chicken!Marty McFly:Nobody calls me chicken!DB: This is between us, Scarfy, don't try to out-rhyme meYou'll find I'm as grimy as any slimy time-limeyI'll use your port-o-potty time machine as my latrineYou're not a cat with nine lives, you're a pussy, with thirteen!! Aus Songtexte Mania