Bubba the Love Sponge

Redneck Grammar
Oh shit! I'm squattin down down baby, outhouse in a rainstorm half moon baby gotta go ya gotta go Chevy Chevy pickup truck parked outside my house rebel flag inside my truck cause I'm from the south I'm squattin down down baby, outhouse in a rainstorm half moon baby Corn cob cleans me time to go Lynyrd Skynyrd fuckin rocks listen to it now axe handle inside my truck smack you in the mouth well you can find me four wheel drivin through the mud smokin big buds gettin buzzed I'm drunk, sleepin with my cuzSongtexte chewin cudd huntin bugs like elmer fudd at the pub gettin grub eatin wings and drinkin bud it's all because I just cashed my welfare check just got off probation Redneck liberation I'm home with my ankle bracelet I must be patient, frustration no parole violations cause if I do I'll go back to the slammer I'm livin in a trailer double wide homemade tattoo says "White Pride" wad of chew in my jaw Love my tapes of Tim McGraw Wear tight jeans ya'll at night I turn on hee-haw I'm from the hills of Alabama I ain't crap like MC Hammer My grandma beats my ass when I'm cocky just like Rocky, scratch my jockey player hockey, drink a 12 pack ol' Milwaukee beat my wife until she cries I been on cops 17 times. I'm squattin down down baby, outhouse in a rainstorm half moon baby gotta go ya gotta go Chevy Chevy pickup truck parked outside my house Jack Daniels inside my cup pass it to me now I'm squattin down down baby, outhouse in a rainstorm half moon baby Corn cob cleans me time to go Lynyrd Skynyrd fuckin rocks listen to it now axe handle inside my truck smack you in the mouth Made of cotton Dixie has not been forgotten half my teeth are rotten daddy beat me so I shot him hey mee-maw you free cause I killed my pee-paw see ya'll, do ya like my Dungaree's ya'll Hee-haw Got rabbit ears on my TV ya'll, gee ya'll love to crank up my A/C ya'll Pazellias, hide the pot plants behind my trailer a failure, a velvet picture of Jesus, he's my Savior hazy, drink too much and I go crazy, I'm lazy cause thats how momma raised me, praised me cause I bailed out of the slammer did time back up in Memphis killed a prostitute in Texarkana Incest, learned the tongue kiss from my nasty grandma, grandpa yea that dude was in the KKK back in Tampa kickin ass with redneck grandma smokin marijuana, growin lots of hydrogauna I'm squattin down down baby, outhouse in a rainstorm half moon baby gotta go ya gotta go Chevy Chevy pickup truck parked outside my house Jack Daniels inside my cup pass it to me now I'm squattin down down baby, outhouse in a rainstorm half moon baby Corn cob cleans me time to go Lynyrd Skynyrd fuckin rocks listen to it now axe handle inside my truck smack you in the mouth Aus Songtexte Mania