Lonely Island (The)

2 Banditos
Ooh, 2 banditos Well howdy ma'am, we the 2 banditos Up in the club wearing bright pink tuxedos Similar to autopedos, [?] Gotta turn that frown into more of a frown Hunter's thinking they were Conner4Real, what's the deal? I'm on some white boy shit man, tryna stack a mil Yeah I'm also on my white boy shit, that's my birth right Call my dick the shooting star (why?) cause it burns right I fucked your first cousin with the didgeridoo And when she came, you know it sounded like "wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow" Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos Do a little dance and I drink a little water Man, how'd I get the money? (Don't worry 'bout it) Why they kissing on my couch? (Don't worry 'bout it) How they get so cool? (Don't worry 'bout it) You've been struck by the 2 banditos What the fuck is that? (Don't worry 'bout it) Does this make me look fat? (Don't worry 'bout it) I just ate a fucking rat (Don't worry 'bout it) You've been struck by the 2 banditos SongtexteDumb... dumb dumb... dumb... dumb dumb... stupid! My name is Connor and I'm not a model citizen I'll take a swig from this bottle that I drizzle in Swimming in her prison, man my interests is dwindling And I'm hella bored too, fuck it Banditos eat a lot of burritos While we're fucking bald eagles Hey, let's go back to the chorus dude (oh, okay) Yeah, we're 2 cute little kittens Yeah, we're 2 cute little kittens Yeah, we're 2 cute little kittens Shut the fuck up! Thank you We just robbed the place (Don't worry 'bout it) They just licked my face (Don't worry 'bout it) Took a shit in your food (Don't worry 'bout it...rude!) You've been struck by the 2 banditos Pop this pill (Don't worry 'bout it) Is that cocaine? (Don't worry 'bout it) What is life? (Don't worry 'bout it) You've been struck by the 2 banditos Wow wow wow wow mother fucker (wow) Aus Songtexte Mania