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It's March again, the day has come when everything goes green the stereotypes will rise again the hats, the drinks, the beards Call it Paddy's, call it Patty's Well lads who fucking cares Tonight we'll have a "grand craic even if I don't know what it is The other day I was walking down on Eden Quay I was filled with wonder cause there was no Leprechauns I saw no fecking elves or druids and pots of gold but what they call knackers" searching for a shot In the pub I asked for an "Irish car bomb" but the rude lad said to me hey listen, go feck off" So I asked for a green beer, like I got in NY streets But they gave me a Nastro with puke in the glass So happy folking Plastic Paddy's day when everyone goes green except the Irishmen be Busto, Boston, New York, Chicago or Casürezz Just drink and make a fool of you for Plastic Paddy's day I went back to Temple Bar in great haste and fear Songtextesince I wanted to preserve the teeth I had in me mouth I paid my seven euro for an iced pint of stout but as everyone knows Guinness here is not the same thanks goodness I found a few americans there so we went out singing aloud along Merchant's Quay First Whiskey in the Jar" and then a Garth Brooks' song Could it be a better way to celebrate today? So happy folking Plastic Paddy's day when everyone goes green except the Irishmen be Busto, Boston, New York, Chicago or Casürezz Just drink and make a fool of you for Plastic Paddy's day Well I am holding forth here from the stage but I don't really know if I'm different from them Cause I collect me money singing pub 'n' drinking songs And all the dignity I had, it was lost with this song I'm sorry lads I have probably drank too much tonight Cause I hardly know who and where I fecking am but anyway Jaysus I see that I'm the only one inside this bloody hell without a huge green paddy hat So happy folking Plastic Paddy's day when everyone goes green except the Irishmen be Busto, Boston, New York, Chicago or Casürezz Just drink and make a fool of you for Plastic Paddy's day Aus Songtexte Mania