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Yo, see me, I'm just your regular guy In high school I would never skip class to get high And girls never wanna fuck with that regular guy They want the jocks or the bad guys that drink and get high And so I never knew how the fuck that I would get fly Make a couple raps and go talk about my dick size? The ladies can't get enough, they wanna suck my dick dry But most are fake and phony so I tell 'em I don't have time 'Cause time equals money and fake hoes are worthless While most of y'all are partying, me, I'm probably working Instagramming pics of me and your girl flirting Now I know the answer if the fucking drapes match the curtains I'm just playing, see, your girl is just a grenade Me, I'm better than these whack rappers on my worst day Oh, you don't like my work play? Fuck you with a cactus Now what is your reaction? You all are thinking backwards See, I have a question, where the fuck these haters go? Remember when I first started they were hating on my flow like "Mark, you fucking suck, man, I'm better than you And when I go to bed at night I jack off for a few Then bust all over my bed and roll around in my goo And have my mum clean it up because I don't know how to And then I finger my but until I have to go poo Ah, fuck man, the truth is I listen to you!" Well, I guess that's cool, you must've had a change of heart But next time leave out the things you like to do after dark SongtexteI use a watered down genericanda fill the next bar like Look at me, man, I'm the shady, you just a fart Sometimes when I get mad I turn on super smash bros And play against peach so I know what it's like to smack hoes Girls on Facebook think they're hot, but they mad gross Tell me again how much you love your boyfriend, now you guys broke Uh, now you fucking hate his guts, so you fucked the whole town but you swear you're not a slut Because not all the dudes counted, they just put it in your butt And her motto is YOLO so she doesn't give a fuck, right? Motherfuckers, I'm the dark knight So if you guys are two faced I'll smack you with a fast write And tie a rope around your legs and hang you from the top flight And have you eat your grandma out, I hope you brought your appetite, ugh Nasty as fuck when I'm rapping, put a fire cracker in your ass and back and see what happens I'm a verbal assassin, test me, I'll send you packing I'm waiting from the 'berbs so I must be fucking whack then This girl from high school was like, "Hey, Mark, what's up? We all heard your Witty shit, and we all think that you suck Remember Joe from science class? His raps are real tough I don't mean to burst your bubble, dude, but give this rap shit up!" See, I don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit If you like it then you like it, if you don't then suck my dick Because the meaty motherfuckers are a bunch of dumb pricks Who live of daddy's money and spend it on dumb ass shit, yo Funny how these dumb fools from high schools to feel cool You may think you're the shit running round like, "Wadoyohwoo" When really in the real world you look like a royal douche And fall from your lane and crash land like Wadoyhos do Driving around in a parking lot with a blindfold on with a bluetooth If I'm not me then who's who? Just overdose on fruitloops Sugar high, now I'm fucked up, what you say, you dumb slut? Your boyfriend is a what? And you wanna suck on who's nuts? Logged on to Twitter and then up popped some dumb bitch This girl was like 'blah blah blah' thought about some dumb shit You think I give a fuck, bitch? What you say don't really mean shit So I tweet back #bitch suck my dick I use bitch as shit a lot in those lines, I ain't mad, I just use curse words that'll rhyme And spend my time writing raps and perfecting my craft But all these dudes on the internet still think that I'm whack Well, if you can't join 'em then you beat 'em, if you can't bang 'em then you leave 'em I don't care, I talk shit for no reason Hearts so cold, yeah, my fucking coat's freezing Get used to my face, motherfuckers, I'm not leaving Aus Songtexte Mania