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You know you're actually kinda cuteWith your halo and your Morrissey T-shirtScratching round the chicken feathers and dirtEverybody has to make a livingYou know you're actually kinda cuteLike a child getting to grips with the big wordsI've got a new one that you might not have heardYou are a fucking charlatan (not the band)In the absence of a day of judgementWell I will state this for the record nowYou are a dick and once told meYou also have a weak handshakeYou can dress up like a pig in lipstickYou can fool the fans but deep down you knowYou are a dick and once told meYou are a weak fucking handshakeShed your skin like a snakeSlip it off like a stripper's Velcro hot pantsLike yesterday's as sycophants an inconvenient opinionLeave that skin by the road sideA patronising man as a statueSongtexteA memorial tipped off dandruff tributeIt's actually kinda cuteIn the absence of a day of judgementWell I will state this for the record nowYou are a dick in worms clothingYou also have a weak handshakeYou can dress up like a pig in lipstickYou can fool the fans but deep down you knowYou are a dick in worms clothingYou are a weak fucking handshake'Cause here's the thingThere are certain kinds of thingsThat just can't be helpedIt's just the way you were whelpedIt isn't really fairTo judge a man by his stupid fucking hairTo call him out for his beady eyes and his beer gutNo matter how much they might make you wanna throw upThen you come to the matters of moral agencyThe decisions that make you the man that you're meant to beThe battlements from which you will not be budgedThe choices by which you can said to be judgedYou made your bed so now you can lie in itIt seems like a prison and one day you'll die in itI only hope I'll live to see the day you wake up to sayIn the absence of a day of judgementWell I will state this for the record nowYou are a dick in worms clothingYou also have a weak handshakeYou can dress up like a pig in lipstickYou can fool the fans but deep down you knowYou are a dick in worms clothingYou are a weak fucking handshakeExhibit A: Your fucking legacyExhibit B: You're fucking everythingExhibit C: You're fucking nothingThe prosecution rests Aus Songtexte Mania