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Well i've never scored a proper goal, But i'm really good at Pro Evo, I can't Ollie up a curb, Unless i'm playing Tony Hawk, Hell, I can't even drive a car, But i'll kick your arse at Mario Kart Well my girlfriend's naked next to me, And i'm tapping on my Blackberry, The tomtom on the windscreen knows, Exactly where i'm s'posed to go, A broadband wireless in the net, Means I can look at porn in bed Well the future's in Nintendo nunchuckers, Or staring at an X-Box screen, Well the future's sounding like a science fiction film, And it scares, the shit out of me Well i've never wrote a proper song, But i've played more gigs than Elton John, Smoked more fags than Tom Waits, And shagged more birds than Bill Gates, I can't even play guitar, I never found the time, to learn SongtexteWell i've never ran for president, But i've written songs that slag him off, I sing and swear in front of kids, About GCSE politics, I don't know how the whole thing works, I never found the time, to learn Well the future's in Nintendo nunchuckers, Or staring at an X-Box screen, Well the future's sounding like a science fiction film, And it scares, the shit out of me. (Thanks to Phoebe Angell for these lyrics) Aus Songtexte Mania