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Singers: Here is the tale of a babysitting job, the baby is something of a snob, Stewie: Oh, go fuck yourselves Singers: So listen very closely, and you'll find that what they say is not the same as what's on their minds Haylie: Aren't you a cute little boy Haylie's Thoughts: look at that melon shaped head Stewie: Having you here is a joy Stewie's Thoughts: and in an hour you'll be dead Haylie: Sit on my knee SongtexteHaylie's Thoughts: please don't go poo Stewie: Nice place to be Stewie's Thoughts: This one's for you Both: Babysitting is a bum deal Haylie: Why don't we watch Will & Grace Thought: Jesus, do I need a smoke Stewie: Jack puts a smile on my face Thought: oh, what a surprise, a gay joke Haylie: I like your house Thought: the ceiling has cracks Stewie: I like your blouse Thought: Miss TJ Maxx Both: Babysitting is a bum deal Singers: So they sat as time went by Haylie: slowly as time could go Singers: the baby blared, and softly cursed Stewie: cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes, and her hair made her look like a hoe Haylie: Time for your bottle my sweet Thought: This little brat smells like piss Stewie: always a succulent treat Thought: while I suck that, you suck this Haylie: Aren't you a sight Thought: look at him drool Stewie: you're a delight Thought: Damn you, you fool Both: Babysitting is a bum deal Singers: The diaper change was quite a job Haylie: the grossest I've ever seen Singers: The baby smiled and took a breath Stewie: and I grunted and pooped out a poop, that looked something like Matthew Modine Haylie: someday you might meet a girl Thought: yeah, she's gonna be your right hand Stewie: Maybe it's you my sweet pearl Thought: darling, I'd rather fuck sand Haylie: Have a good night Thought: you little creep Stewie: Have a good night Thought: Die in your sleep Both: Babysitting is a bum deal Babysitting is a bum deal (Thanks to Ruffy for these lyrics) Aus Songtexte Mania