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Hello, good evening beautiful, won't you tell me what's your name?They call me Richard Nixon and I'm the greatest in the gameI'm the biggest, baddest, jowliest, nosiest man you'll ever meetSaid, I got more power than Eisenhower and more lovin' than the KennedysSo if the GOP ain't your cup of tea, baby that's okayYou pretend you're Marylin, and I'll be JFKYou and me and Checkers will lay down on the White House lawnAnd I'll deflower your rose garden until the break of dawnSaid, I don't wanna hear you don't return my affectionsTalk like that will make a man like me lose his electionSometimes my situation room can get a little sticky'Cause I keep my willy slick and I keep my dick trickyNixon is the oneCalifornia's favorite sonAnd girl I'll be your favorite tooBefore this song is doneSaid, I've got the brains I've got the powerAnd you know you've got the looksAnd even if I steal your heartGirl I'm not a crookDo the NixonThrow your hands up in the airLike tricky dick, sonSongtexteToo powerful to careDo the NixonYou know I'll never stop'Cause tricky dick will always be on topI can see you're a little shy about jumpin' in to bedAsk Kissinger, at first even Zhou Enlai played hard to getBut he gave in 'cause tricky dick just won't accept defeatOne way or another you'll wind up in my pink sheets"She was a very pretty woman, a beautiful girl, I asked her for... a date.""Did you take her upstairs?""She had an adventurous spirit, I did too. I always make the big play.""That's what they like, they know I'm big""????, No way she does that""She knew that my interests were in that direction, uhh... she liked adventure, she liked the big ????""Tell'ya, first, you took off all your clothes, and then you'd get up, slap your ???? to warm up.""Find those knockers, strike em' and ???? them.""We never talked about what we had done."Girl why won't you return my calls, can't get you off my mindGot the secret service tailin' you and I bugged all your phone linesIf I get wind that you and ol' Agnew are gettin' friendlyI'll pop you in the head like you were Salvador AllendeSo, don't you dare to turn me down that's only just the startI'll send a couple cronies out and break right into your heartAnd when we get it on I'll record the love we makeSaid, you'll go down in history, unless I erase the tapesCause lovin' you ain't a crime, and just to taste your kissI'd even share a cell with that commie Alger HissMy love for you is scandalous, it won't ever abateIt will live forever, our sexual WatergateNixon is the oneCalifornia's favorite sonAnd girl I'll be your favorite tooBefore this song is doneSaid, I've got the brains I've got the powerAnd you know you've got the looksAnd even if I steal your heartGirl I'm not a crookDo the NixonThrow your hands up in the airLike tricky dick, sonToo powerful to careDo the NixonYou know I'll never stop'Cause tricky dick will always be on top Aus Songtexte Mania