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[LIZ]Pop[ANNIE]Six[JUNE]Squish[HUNYAK]Uh uh[VELMA]Cicero[MONA]Lipschitz!And now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail in their rendition of the Cell Block Tango[LIZ]Pop[ANNIE]Six[JUNE]SongtexteSquish[HUNYAK]Uh uh[VELMA]Cicero[MONA]Lipschitz![LIZ]Pop[ANNIE]Six[JUNE]Squish[HUNYAK]Uh uh[VELMA]Cicero[MONA]Lipschitz![ALL]He had it comingHe had it comingHe only had himself to blameIf you´d have been thereIf you´d have seen it[VELMA]I betcha you would have done the same![LIZ]Pop[ANNIE]Six[JUNE]Squish[HUNYAK]Uh uh[VELMA]Cicero[MONA]Lipschitz![LIZ (Spoken)]You know how peoplehave these little habitsThat get you down. Like Bernie.Bernie you like to chew gum.No, not chew. POP.So I came home this one dayAnd I´m really irritatedI´m looking for a little sympathyand there´e Bernie lyin´on the couch, drinkin´ a beerand chewin´. No, not chewin´.Poppin´. So, I said to him,I said, "Bernie, you pop thatgum one more time..."and he did.So I took the shotgun off the walland I fired two warning shotsinto his head.[GIRLS]He had it comingHe had it comingHe only had himself to blameIf you´d have been thereIf you´d have heard itI betcha you wouldHave done the same![ANNIE (Spoken)]I met Ezekiel Young fromSalt Lake city about two years agoand he told me he was singleand we hit it off right away.So, we started living together.He´d go to work, he´d come homeI´d fix him a drink, We´d have dinner.And then I found out,"Single" he told me?Single, my ass. Not only was he married...oh, no, he had six wives.One of those Mormons, you know. So that night, after he came home from work, I fixed him his drink as usual.You know, some guys just can´t holdtheir arsenic.[GIRLS]He had it comingHe had it comingHe only had himselfTo blameIf you´d have been thereIf you´d have seen itI betcha you wouldHave done the sameHe had it comingHe had it comingHe only had himselfto blameIf you´d have been thereIf yo´d have seen itI betcha you wouldHave done the same![LIZ,ANNIE,JUNE,MONA]Hah! He had it comingHe had it comingHe took a flowerIn its primeAnd then he used itAnd he abused itIt was a murderBut not a crime![VELMA AND HUNYAK]Pop, six, squish, uh-uhCicero, Lipschitz[JUNE (Spoken)]Now, I´m standing in the kitchencarvin´ up the chicken for dinner,minding my own business,and in storms my husband Wilbur,in a jealous rage."You been screwin´ the milkman,"he says. He was crazyand he kept on screamin´,"you been screwin the milkman."And then he ran into my knife.He ran into my knife ten times![GIRLS]Pop,Six,Squish,Uh-uh,Cicero,LipschitzPop, Six,Squish,Uh-uh,Cicero,LipschitzPop,Six,Squish,Uh-uh,Cicero,Lipschitz[ALL]If you´d have been thereIf you´d have seen itI betcha you would have done the same![HUNYAK (Spoken)]Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok,hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltama rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...[JUNE (Spoken)]Yeah, but did you do it?[HUNYAK]UH UH, not guilty![VELMA]My sister, Veronica andI had this double actand my husband, Charlie,traveled round with us.Now, for the last number in our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a rowOne, two, three, four,five...splits, spread eagles,back flips,flip flops,one right after the other.So this one night before the show we are down at the Hotel Cicero,the three of us, boozin´ havin´ a few laughs andAnd we run out of ice.So I go out to get some.I come back, open the doorand there´s Veronica andCharlie doing Number Seventeen-the spread eagle.[GIRLS]He had it comingHe had it comingHe only hadHimself to blame.If you´d have been thereIf you´d have seen it tricks in a row,one,two,three,I betchaYou wouldHave doneThe same!He hadIt comingHe had it coming...Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can´t remember a thing. It wasn´t until later, when I was washing the blood off my handsI even knew they were dead.They had it comingThey had it comingThey had it coming all alongI didn´t do itBut if I´d done itHow could you tell me that I was wrong?[VELMA]They had it coming[GIRLS]They had it coming[VELMA]They had it coming[GIRLS]They had it coming[VELMA]They had it coming [GIRLS]They took a flower[VELMA]All along[GIRLS]In its prime[VELMA]I didn´t do it [GIRLS]And then they used it[VELMA]But if I´d done itHow could you tell me That I was wrong?[MONA]I loved Alvin Lipschitzmore than I can possibly say.He was a real artistic guy...sensitive... a painter.But he was always tryingto find himself.He´d go out every nightlooking for himselfand on the wayhe found Ruth,Gladys,Rosemary and Irving.I guess you could say we broke upbecause of artistic differences.He saw himself as aliveand I saw him dead.[GIRLS]He had it comingHe had it comingHe only hadHimself to blameIf you´d have been thereIf you´d have seen itI betchaYou wouldHave doneThe same![ALL]The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bumThe dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]They had it comin´ [VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]They had it comin´[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]They had it comin´[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]They had it comin´[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]They had it comin´[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]They had it comin´[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]All along[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]All along´Cause if they used us´Cause if they used usAnd they abused us And they abused us[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]How could you tell us [VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]How could you tell us That we were wrong?That we were wrong?He had it comingHe had it comingHe only hadHimselfTo blame.If you´d have been thereIf you´d have seen itI betchaYou wouldHave doneThe same![LIZ (Spoken)]You pop that gum one more time![ANNIE (spoken)]Single my ass.[JUNE (Spoken)]Ten times![HUNYAK (Spoken)]Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.[VELMA (Spoken)]Number seventeen-the spread eagle.[MONA (Spoken)]Artistic differences.[LIZ]Pop[ANNIE]Six[JUNE]Squish[HUNYAK]Uh uh[VELMA]Cicero[MONA]Lipschitz!VELMA = Catherine Zeta-JonesLIZ = Susan MisnerJUNE = Deirdre GoodwinANNIE = Denise FayeHUNYAK = Ekaterina ChtchelkanovaMONA = Mia Harris Aus Songtexte Mania