Teddi King

Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
After one whole quart of brandyLike a daisy, I'm awakeWith no Bromo-Seltzer handy, I don't even shakeMen are not a new sensationI've done pretty well I thinkBut this half-pint imitation put me on the blinkI'm wild again, beguiled againA simpering, whimpering child againBewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I?Couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleepWhen love came and told me, I shouldn't sleepBewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I?Lost my heart, but what of itHe is cold I agreeHe can laugh, but I love it although the laughs on meI'll sing to him, each spring to himAnd long, for the day when I'll cling to himBewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I?He's a fool and don't I know itBut a fool can have his charmsI'm in love and don't I show it like a babe in armsLove's the same old sad sensationLately I've not slept a winkSongtexteSince this half-pint imitation put me on the blinkI've sinned a lot, I'm mean a lotBut I'm like sweet seventeen a lotBewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I?I'll sing to him, each spring to himAnd worship the trousers that cling to himBewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I?When he talks, he is seekingWords to get off his chestHorizontally speaking, he's at his very bestVexed again, perplexed againThank God, I can be oversexed againBewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I?Wise at last, my eyes at lastAre cutting you down to your size at lastBewitched, bothered and bewildered no moreBurned a lot, but learned a lotAnd now you are broke, so you earned a lotBewitched, bothered and bewildered no moreCouldn't eat, was dyspepticLife was so hard to bearNow my heart's antiseptic since you moved out of thereRomance, finis, your chance, finisThose ants that invaded my pants, finisBewitched, bothered and bewildered, no more Aus Songtexte Mania